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I Could Sing Of Your Love Forever - Sonicflood. G Chord




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New Creation Church Songs (Albums & Singles)

Others not in Album (Singles)
Album: Encounter - Released 01 Dec 2017 (Chords)
01. The Father's House - NCC. Encounter.
02. Sons And Daughters – NCC @ Jan 2017. Encounter. A Chord
02. Sons And Daughters – NCC @ Jan 2017. Encounter. E Chord
03. Love Burns Bright – NCC @ Aug 2017. Encounter. A Chord
04. Wonderful (Grace Made Real) – NCC @ July 2017. Encounter. D Chord
05. Shadow Of Grace – NCC @ Aug 2017. Encounter. G Chord
06. All Of You – NCC @ Sept 2015. Encounter. G Chord
07. For You So Loved Me – NCC @ Aug 2017. Encounter. C Chord
08. Sky – NCC @ Aug 2017. Encounter.A Chord
09. Letting Go – NCC @ Oct 2017. Encounter. C Chord
10. Letting Go (Instrumental).


Album: Anthem Of Grace - Released Feb 2015
Album: Anthem Of Grace - Released Feb 2015 (Chords)
01. Grace Revolution - NCC @ July 2014. Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
01. Grace Revolution - NCC @ July 2014. Anthem Of Grace. G Chord
02. Restore – NCC @ Feb 2015. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
03. Sweeter Than Wine – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
03. Sweeter Than Wine – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. D Chord
04. Finished – NCC @ Sept 2014. Anthem Of Grace. A Chord
05. I Surrender – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
06. Anthem Of Grace – NCC @ Sep 2013, Anthem Of Grace. A Chord
06. Anthem Of Grace – NCC @ Sep 2013, Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
07. Forgiven Much - NCC. Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
08. I Will Follow After You – NCC @ 2012. Anthem Of Grace. G Chord
09. Heart On Fire – NCC @ Sept 2014. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord

Album: I Sing Hosanna - Released Feb 2011
01. Everyday of My Live – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord
02. The Highest Praise – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord
02. The Highest Praise – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
03. Freely Forgiven – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
04. Your Saving Grace – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
05. Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord (NCC Chord Version)
05. Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
05. Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
06. Grace Unrelenting – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
07. Love’s Sacrifice – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
08. I Sing Hosanna – NCC @  2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
09. You’re My Glory – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. D Chord
10. Here – New Creation Church NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
10. Here – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
11. Restful Increase – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. D Chord
12. Unmerited Favor – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
13. Beyond – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. E Chord

Album: Unmerited Undeserved - Released 2010
01. Name Above All Names – NCC © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved/The Perfect Offering. G Chord
02. I See Grace – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. A Chord
03. I Stand In Worship – NCC @ 2007. Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
04. Fall Afresh On Me – NCC © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
05. I Fall At Your Feet – New Creation Church © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved
06. The One Thing – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. D Chord
07. Your Blood
08. Jesus My Splendour – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. C Chord
09. You Alone I Praise – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. C Chord
10. King Of Heaven – NCC @ 2005. Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
11. Psalm 91 – NCC. Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
12. 
In You I Live – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. C Chord


Album: Unleashed Gospel Revelation - Released 2008
01. Shout Your Praise
02. You're My Life
03. You're The Same
08. All I Need
09. Jesus, You're My Lord
10. Gospel Revolution

Album: I See Grace - Released July 2007
02. Saved My Soul
03. You’re The Same
11. Rejoice O Israel (Bonus Track) – NCC @ 2003. I See Grace. F-G Chord

Album: You Alone I Praise - Released July 2006
01. The Hero In Me
02. Still Sing
03. So Grateful
04. Jesus My Everything
05. You Deserve All Praise
10. Your Blood
11. Heir Of The World
13. You’ve Gone Before Me

Latest Addition NCC Songs

Rain Upon My Life – New Creation Church NCC @ May 2019. D Chord
Praise The Lord For He Is Good – New Creation Church NCC. D Chord
Latter Rain – New Creation Church NCC @ Mar 2019. D Chord
Latter Rain – New Creation Church NCC @ Mar 2019. C Chord
So Much More – New Creation Church NCC @ June 2018. D Chord
In The Shadow Of Your Wings – Joseph Prince. D Chord
Let Your Presence Fall On Me – NCC @ 1999. G Chord
You Are My Desire – NCC @ 1999. G Chord
Let Us Exalt His Name Together – NCC. Joseph Prince Fresh Fire. G Chord
I Fall At Your Feet – New Creation Church © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved
Fall Afresh On Me – NCC © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
King Of Heaven – NCC @ 2005. You Alone I Praise. G Chord
Jesus My Splendour – NCC @ 2006. You Alone I Praise. C Chord
In You I Live – NCC @ 2006. I See Grace. C Chord
The One Thing – NCC @ 2006. I See Grace. D Chord
I See Grace – NCC @ 2006. I See Grace. A Chord
I Stand In Worship – NCC @ 2007. I See Grace. G Chord
Only You – NCC @ 2007. I See Grace. B Chord
Only You – NCC @ 2007. I See Grace. G Chord
Lord Of All My Days – NCC @ 2007. The Perfect Offering. D Chord
Because Of Your Blood – NCC © 2008 Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
Living Word – NCC @ 2007. The Perfect Offering. D Chord
Living Word – NCC @ 2007. The Perfect Offering. E Chord
My King – NCC @ 2008. The Perfect Offering. C Chord
My Abba – NCC @ 2007. The Perfect Offering. A Chord
My Abba – NCC @ 2007. The Perfert Offering. C Chord
You Alone I Praise – NCC @ 2006. Unmerited Undeserved. C Chord
Psalm 91 – NCC. Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
The Perfect Offering – NCC @ 2008. The Perfect Offering. F Chord
Name Above All Names – NCC © 2004 Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
Because Of Your Love – NCC @ 2008. Unleashed Gospel Revolution. E Chord
Everyday of My Live – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord
The Highest Praise – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord
The Highest Praise – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
Freely Forgiven – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
Your Saving Grace – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. A Chord (NCC Chord Version)
Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
Until The End – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
Grace Unrelenting – NCC 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
Love’s Sacrifice – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
I Sing Hosanna – NCC @  2010. I Sing Hosanna. C Chord
You’re My Glory – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. D Chord
Here – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
Restful Increase – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. D Chord
Unmerited Favor – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. G Chord
Beyond – NCC @ 2010. I Sing Hosanna. E Chord
I’m Held By Your Love – NCC @ Oct 2010. D Chord
I’m Held By Your Love – NCC @ Oct 2010. G Chord
I’m Held By Your Love – NCC @ Oct 2010. E Chord
No One Else – NCC @ 2010. C Chord
Forgiven Much - NCC. Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
Sweeter Than Wine – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
Sweeter Than Wine – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. D Chord
I Surrender – NCC @ 2011. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
I Will Follow After You – NCC @ 2012. Anthem Of Grace. G Chord
Anthem Of Grace – NCC @ Sep 2013, Anthem Of Grace. A Chord
Anthem Of Grace – NCC @ Sep 2013, Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
Grace Revolution - NCC @ July 2014. Anthem Of Grace. C Chord
Grace Revolution - NCC @ July 2014. Anthem Of Grace. G Chord
Waterfall – NCC @ Aug 2014. E Chord
Heart On Fire – NCC @ Sept 2014. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
Finished – NCC @ Sept 2014. Anthem Of Grace. A Chord
Grace Upon Grace – NCC @ Sept 2014. E Chord
Refuge – NCC @ Oct 2014. E Chord
Restore – NCC @ Feb 2015. Anthem Of Grace. E Chord
All Of You – NCC @ Sept 2015. G Chord
Hope Of Glory – NCC @ March 2016. D Chord
Hope Of Glory – NCC @ March 2016. A Chord
Glorious And Beautiful – NCC @ June 2016. G Chord
Walls Come Down – NCC @ Sep 2016. G Chord
Walls Come Down – NCC @ Sep 2016. E Chord
Stronger – NCC @ Sep 2016. G Chord
Sons & Daughters – NCC @ Jan 2017. A Chord
Sons & Daughters – NCC @ Jan 2017. E Chord
Wonderful (Grace Made Real) – NCC @ July 2017. D Chord
Love Burns Bright – NCC @ Aug 2017. A Chord
Shadow Of Grace – NCC @ Aug 2017. G Chord
For You So Loved Me – NCC @ Aug 2017. C Chord
Letting Go – NCC @ Oct 2017. C Chord
Fall Afresh On  Me – NCC @ Oct 2004. G Chord
Name Above Of Names – NCC @ Oct 2004. G Chord
I Fall At Your Feet – NCC @ Oct 2004
The Perfect Offering – NCC @ Oct 2008. F Chord
Because Of Your Blood – NCC @ Oct 2008. G Chord
Yours Forever – NCC @ Oct 2006. G Chord
Yours Forever – NCC @ Oct 2006. E Chord
Sky – NCC @ Aug 2017. Encounter.A Chord
Covenant (Studio Recording) – NCC @ 2007. The Perfert Offering. F Chord
My Rest – NCC @ 2006. You Alone I Praise. D-G Chord
Always – NCC @ 2007. The Perfert Offering. G Chord
Saviour Of The Underserving – NCC @ 2007. The Perfect Offering
You Are – NCC @ 2007. The Perfert Offering

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Beautiful Dreamer


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* Song Zhang Zhu Sheng Ming
* Ai Ru oa Sue
Dona Novis 
* Ru Yuan
* Lui Lang Ji
Father
Pride Of A Father

One Thing Remains – Bethel Worship (Jesus Culture) @ 2011. G Chord

* Zhi Shao Hai You Ni

Lead Me To The Cross – Graham Kendrick. D Chord 
Favor – Sidney Mohede. G Chord   
The Communion – Decibel Worship @ 2019. A Cbord  
Lift Jesus Higher. D Chord
I Walk By Faith – Maranatha Praise Band @ 1990. D Chord  
We Want To See Jesus Lifted High – Doug Horley. G Chord  
Because Of Who You Are – Sandy Patti. C Chord  
Give Them All To Jesus – Christy Lane. D Chord
Never Lost – Elevation Worship @ Oct 2019. C-C# Chord
Never Lost – Elevation Worship @ Oct 2019. A-Bb Chord 
My Greatest Love Is You – Hillsong Worship. D Chord  
Come To The Table – Martin J. Nystrom (Hosanna Music). G Chord
Remember Me – Marty Nystrom (Hosanna Music). F-G Chord  
I Love You Lord – Maranatha Music. D Chord  
In His Time – Maranatha Music. D Chord
For My Good – New Creation Church NCC @ 2020. A Chord 
Trust In The Lord - New Creation Church NCC@ 2020. G Chord 
Y H V H – New Creation Church NCC  2020. D Chord
Your Lavish Love – New Creation Church NCC @ 2020. E Chord  
Supply – New Creation Church NCC @ 2020. A Chord  
Supply – New Creation Church NCC @ 2020. B Chord
As He Is So Are We – New Creation Church NCC @ Jan 2021, A Chord
Give Me This Mountain – New Creation Church NCC @ June 2020. G Chord
So Close (I Believe) – Darlene Zschech. G-A Chord
In Your Presence I Am Content – Chris Bowater. D Chord
Beautiful Saviour – Planet Shakers. E Chord
Beautiful Saviour – Planet Shakers. G Chord
One Day – Hillsong @ 2010. G Chord
One Day – Hillsong @ 2010. A Chord
You Deserve The Glory (You Are Great) – Tim Hughes @ 2007. G Chord
Lord You Are (More Precious Than God) – Misc Praise Song. C Chord. F Chord. G Chord
No Higher Calling (Down At Your Feet). G Chord
Great Things – Phil Wickham @ 2018. G Chord
A God Like You – Kirk Franklin. C Chord
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (Redeemed Version) – Andy Williams @ 1963. D Chord
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year – Andy Williams @ 1963. D Chord
In Christ Alone – Brain Littrell. D Chord
Doxolog/Amen – Phil Wickham @ 2016. D Chord
Doxology – Kristene Dimarco Bethel Music @ Jul 2017. D Chord
See A Victory – Elevation Worship @ Jul 2019. G Chord
Living Hope – Bethel Music Worship @ Jan 2018. C Chord
Victory Is Yours – Bethel Music @ Jan 2019. A Chord
Victory Is Yours – Bethel Music @ Jan 2019. D Chord
血.G Chord
We Praise You – Bethel Music (Brandon Lake) @ May 2019. A Chord
一切歌颂赞美. D Chord
King of kings – Hillsong Worship @ Apr 2019. D Chord
Shout Unto God – Hillsong United @ 2009. D Chord
Way Maker - Sinach @ Apr 2016. A Chord
Way Maker - Sinach @ Apr 2016. C Chord
Good Grace - Hillsong United @ Mar 2019. G Chord
Oh I Want To Know You More - Steve Green. G Chord
To Keep Your Lovely Face. D Chord
Come On And Celebrate. D Chord
Come On And Celebrate. G Chord
From The Rising Of The Sun - Hosanna Music. D Chord
There Is A Fountain (Full Of Love) – Shane & Shane @ Feb 2019. G Chord
You Shall Go Out With Joy. G Chord
How Great You Are – Maranatha Music. G Chord
Raise A Hallelujah – Bethel Musci @ Jan 2019. G Chord
Raise A Hallelujah – Bethel Music @ Jan 2019. C Chor
The Lord Is My Shepherd – Stuart Townend. C Chord
Break Every Chain – Jesus Culture @ 2011. A Chord
Praise The Lord For He Is Good – New Creation Church NCC. D Chord
Latter Rain – New Creation Church NCC @ Mar 2019. D Chord
Latter Rain – New Creation Church NCC @ Mar 2019. C Chord
So Much More – New Creation Church NCC @ June 2018. D Chord
Jesus We Enthrone You – Don Moen. G Chord 
So You Would Come – Hillsongs @ 1996. G Chord
So You Would Come – Hillsongs @ 1996. C Chord
Goodness Of God – Bethel Music Worship @ Jun 2018. A Chord
Goodness Of God – Bethel Music Worship @ Jun 2018. G Chord
Goodness Of God – Bethel Music Worship @ Jun 2018. D Chord
Goodness Of God – Bethel Music Worship @ Jun 2018. C Chord
Yahweh – Reuben Morgan @ 2009 Hillsong Chapel. G Chord
Let The Rain Of Your Presence – Danny Chamber. F Chord
All Glory And All Praise – NCC @ July 2006. Album: You Alone I Praise. C Chord
Living Hope – Bethel Music Worship @ Jan 2018. A Chord
Living Hope – Bethel Music Worship @ Jan 2018. D Chord
There Shall Be Showers Of Blessing – A Chord
这一生最美的祝福 赞美之泉 (Streams Of Praise). D Chord
I Will Run To You – Darlene Zschech Hillsong. G Chord
Above All – Michael W. Smith @ 2001. G Chord
Care Chorus – Kelly Willard, Maranatha @ 1978. C Chord
Lord I Thirst For You – Integrity's Hosanna! Music @ 1993. F Chord
Defender – Upper Room / Jesus Culture / Bethel Worship @ 2016. G Chord
One Thing Have I Desired – Maranatha. E Chord
恩典之-讚美之泉@2009. G Chord
恩典之-讚美之泉@2009. C Chord
Love Grows At Christmastime - One Voice Children's Choir @ 2012. Ab Chord
King of Kings - One Voice Children's Choir @ 2012. Eb Chord
Surrounded (Fight My Battles) – Upper Room. C Chord
Victor's Crown – Darlene Zschech @ 2013. C Chord
Go Tell It On The Mountain (One Voice Children Choir Version). E Chord
Go Tell It On The Mountain (NCC Christmas 2018 Version). E Chord
I Do Believe In Christmas - Santa Paws. Eb-F Chord
I Do Believe In Christmas (NCC Christmas 2018 Version) - Santa Paws. E Chord
Jesus Paid It All - Kristian Stanfill. G Chord
Nothing But The Blood. G Chord
Blessed Assurance – Misc Praise Songs. C Chord
In Christ Alone (Passion) – Kristian Stanfill. C Chord
In Christ Alone (Passion) – Kristian Stanfill. F Chord
Reckless Love – Cory Asbury, Bethel Music @ Sep 2017. C Chord
God You’re So Good – Passion @ Feb 2018. C Chord
So Much More – New Creation Church NCC @ June 2018. D Chord
God Is Good All The Time – Don Moen. C Chord
God Is Good All The Time – Don Moen. D Chord
Tremble – Mosaic MSC @ Jun 2017. C Chord
神大愛 – 鄧淑儀.G Chord
Oh The Glory Of Your Presence – A Chord
When I Did Nothing At All – New Creation Church NCC @ 2011. D Chord
When I Did Nothing At All – New Creation Church NCC @ 2011. D Chord
Peace Be Still – The Belonging Co (Lauren Daigle) @ June 2017. G Chord
Peace Be Still – The Belonging Co (Lauren Daigle) @ June 2017. A Chord
Who You Say I Am – Hillsong Worship @ Feb 2018. C Chord
Who You Say I Am – Hillsong Worship @ Feb 2018. G Chord
Lift Up Your Head –  G Chord
As The Deer – Hillsongs. C Chord

This Is Amazing Grace – Bethel Music @ Aug 2012. C Chord  
This Is Amazing Grace – Bethel Music @ Aug 2012. G Chord
It Is Well – Kristene DiMarco & Bethel Music @ 2013. D Chord
It Is Well – Kristene DiMarco & Bethel Music @ 2013. G Chord
Reckless Love – Cory Asbury, Bethel Music @ Sep 2017. C Chord
Reckless Love – Cory Asbury, Bethel Music @ Sep 2017. D Chord
Reckless Love – Cory Asbury, Bethel Music @ Sep 2017. G Chord
One Thing Remains – Bethel Music @ Sep 2010. G Chord
Mention Of Your Name – Bethel Music @ 2016. F Chord  

Build My Life – Housefire, Brett Younker @ Dec 2016. G Chord  
Build My Life – Housefire, Brett Younker @ Dec 2016. C Chord
On And On – Housefires @ Apr 2017. D Chord  

God You’re So Good – Passion @ Feb 2018. C Chord
God You’re So Good – Passion @ Feb 2018. G Chord  
In Christ Alone (Passion) – Kristina Stanfill. C Chord
In Christ Alone (Passion) – Kristina Stanfill. F Chord
In Christ Alone – Keith Getty, Smart Townend. D Chord
Empower Me – Christian Song. G Chord  
We Will Glorify – Twila Paris @ 1982. D-E Chord  
Blessed Jesus – Maranatha Music. C Chord  
Be Still And Know – Stephen Dean. C Chord
There Is A Fountain – Norton Hall Band, William Cowper. G Chord
On Christ The Solid Rock I Stand – Misc Praise Song. E Chord
The Lord’s My Shepherd. D Chord
轻轻听 Qing Qing Ting (Listen Quitely). D Chord
Everlasting God – Chris Tomlin @ 2007. G Chord
God’s Great Dance Floor – Chris Tomlim @ 2013. G Chord
One Voice, With One Heart Medley. E Chord
You Are Great – Darlene Zschech @ July 2016. A Chord
Love and Wonder – Darlene Zschech @ March 2017. A Chord
First Love – Darlene Zschech @ Dec 2016. A Chord
Beloved (When I Survey) – Darlene Zschech @ March 2017. G Chord
Daylight – Darlene Zschech @ March 2017. A Chord
Beloved (When I Survey) – Darlene Zschech @ March 2017. G Chord
Here I Bow – Brian Johnson & Jenn Johnson. D Chord



细水长流 – 梁文福.C Chord
情非得已 (Qing Fei De Yi) – 庾澄庆 ("流星花园Ⅰ主题曲). C Chord


Bible Verse Songs

Psalm 23The Lord Is My Shepherd – Stuart Townend. C Chord
Psalm 34: Let Us Exalt His Name Together – NCC. Joseph Prince Fresh Fire. G Chord
Psalm 91Psalm 91 – NCC. Unmerited Undeserved. G Chord
Isaiah 55:12You Shall Go Out With Joy. G Chord


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Because of Your Love – Phil Wickham. G Chord
Sovereign Over Us – Aaron Keyes. G Chord
Home – Kit Chan 陈洁仪 (NDP 1998 Theme Song). G Chord
Home – Kit Chan 陈洁仪 (NDP 1998 Theme Song). A Chord

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Power Of Your Love - Hillsongs (Darlene) - Chords (G)



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Power Of Your Love – Hillsong (Darlene)
Original Key: G (Female)      Time Signature: 4/4    
Sequence: Intro-V1-C-V2-C-C-Tag 3
Hp recording on 10/8/16

Intro: | G  -  -  - | Em  -  -  -  | C  -  -  -  | D  -  -  -  |

Verse 1
| G    -      D/F#  -       | Em  -
     Lord I come to You
  -             -       | Bm        -   -    -             | Em   -
Let my heart be changed,        re - newed
    -              -                | C       -   -
Flow-ing from the grace
           -           | D7  -  -  - | Em    -   -   -  | C  -  D  -  
That I've found             in  You
| G     -           D/F#  -         | Em  -
      Lord I've come to know
           -              -  | Bm       -   -   -       | Em      -
The weak-ness-es I       see         in  me
    -              -        | C      -   -  -  | D  -
Will be stripped a-way
             -                  -           | G     -   -   -  | G7  -  -  -
By the po‘wer of Your  love

Chorus
| C       -  -  -           | D -   -             -        | C        -  -  - | G   -   -   -
  Hold       me  close       let your love sur-round            me
| C        -  -   -        | D -     -           -        | G        -   -   -  | G7  -  -  -
  Bring       me near       draw me to your     side
      | C  -  -  -      | D -         -          -      | C  -  -  - | G/Em  - 
And as        I wait      I'll rise up like an ea     -      gle
        -           -          | C     -
And I will soar with You
           -            -        | D  -
Your Spi-rit leads me on
            -                 -    | G       -  -  -  | D  -  -  -
In the po’wer of Your  love

Verse 2
| G    -         D/F#  -        | Em  -
     Lord un-veil  my eyes             
  -           -         | Bm  -   -   -      | Em   -
Let me see You face         to face
           -                -         | C       -   -
The know-ledge of Your love
         -       | D7 -   -  - | Em   -   -   -   | C  -  D  -
As You live         in      me
| G     -        D/F#  -          | Em  -
      Lord re-new my mind
  -              -      | Bm        -   -       -        | Em      -
As Your will un  -  folds         in my life
      -         -        | C       -   -   -   | D  -  
In liv-ing e-very    day
             -                  -           | G     -   -   -  | G7  -  -  -
By the po‘wer of Your  love

[Repeat Chorus]


Power Of Your Love – Hillsong (Darlene)
Original Key: G (Female)      Time Signature: 4/4
Sequence: Intro-V1-C-V2-C-C-Tag 3

Verse 1
G           D/F#      Em
   Lord I come to You
                          Bm             Em
Let my heart be changed renewed
                             C             
Flowing from the grace
               D            Em      D
That I've found in You
G                D/F#      Em
   Lord I've come to know
                             Bm     Em
The weaknesses I see in me
                             C      D     
Will be stripped away
                                    G      G7
By the power of Your love

Chorus
C            D                                   C        G
Hold me close, Let Your love surround me
C              D                                  G      G7  
Bring me near, Draw me to Your side
        C    D                                    C    G/Em  
And as I wait, I'll rise up like the ea - gle
                                 C        
And I will soar with You
                                  D          
Your Spirit leads me on
                                  G      D   
In the power of Your love

Verse 2
G             D/F#     Em
   Lord unveil my eyes
                          Bm      Em
Let me see You face to face
                                       C
The knowledge of Your love
             D        Em    D
As You live in me
G            D/F#      Em
   Lord renew my mind
                          Bm             Em
As Your will unfolds in my life
                        C     D
In living everyday
                                    G      G7
By the power of Your love

[Repeat Chorus]




Lyrics for Power Of Your Love - Hillsong (Darlene Zschech)

Power Of Your Love – Hillsong (Darlene)
Original Key: G (Female)      Time Signature: 4/4
Sequence: Intro-V1-C-V2-C-C-Tag 3

Verse 1
Lord I come to You
Let my heart be changed renewed
Flowing from the grace
That I've found in You
Lord I've come to know
The weaknesses I see in me
Will be stripped away
By the power of Your love

Chorus
Hold me close
Let Your love surround me
Bring me near
Draw me to Your side
And as I wait
I'll rise up like the eagle
And I will soar with You
Your Spirit leads me on
In the power of Your love

Verse 2
Lord unveil my eyes
Let me see You face to face
The knowledge of Your love
As You live in me
Lord renew my mind
As Your will unfolds in my life
In living everyday
By the power of Your love

[Repeat Chorus]



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Friday, 20 May 2016

Greatest and funniest Jokes

*Laugh at this* :

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my sense of taste"

*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

*Lawyer* :  "Ugh..this is kerosene"

*Indian doctor* :  "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

*Lawyer (annoyed)* :  "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

*Indian doctor* : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

*Lawyer* :  "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "

*Indian doctor* :  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

*Lawyer (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100"

*Indian doctor* :  "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

*You can't beat  Indians* !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him......





Mothers' Day Joke

There was this auntie, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of going for her usual dance routine every day.

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?"

Auntie with a look of haplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, she would always ask: "If your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?"

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim myself!"

Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?"

Husband replied: "I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you."

Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what"

Husband replied: "Then you will surely die, for I can't swim , and my mom will definitely save me first."

--> the power of a mother's love

Happy Mothers' Day.❤



*WEDDING STORY*
💍💍💍⚡⚡⚡

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace.

The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groom was about to faint. The groomsmen started giving each other strange looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The groom's father, though feeling sad, started checking out the beautiful girl. The bride's mother was fuming mad asking her thuggish looking husband to do something. It was chaos

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

The woman replied, "I can't hear from the back."

😂😂😂

*MORAL OF THE STORY*

Never jump to a conclusion without getting the full story!



女孩问男友: 为什么英文的排列是ABCDEFG?
男友回答: 因为 A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls!

女孩非常感动,決定这一辈子非这个男孩不嫁。
但是....她忘记了英文接下来的排列是HIJK。


He Is Just Kidding. 😆😆😆
Happy Valentine's Day!! 🌹




WHAT IS VALENTINE'S DAY?                                
🌹🌹
If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Ching Ming's Day. Marry a lazy guy, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich fellow, everyday is Chinese New Year. You marry a childish guy, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day. Don't get married, everyday is Independance Day💃💃




👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩
*Pre-Valentine jokes*

WHY DO Married COUPLES FIGHT ? ? ?

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

***************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

***************************

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

***************************

My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started....

***************************

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents' house.

And then the fight started....

***************************

Dedicated to all married couples. But don't send to all.

I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started. 😂😂😂
 *DC* 🐂




Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."

Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."

Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."

Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

Wife: "So am I lying? "

Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."

Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?

HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"

Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

Hubby: "Plz  Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."

Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!

*Dedicated to All Married Pitiful men...* 😎




Happy to all!!!

A bus full of housewives  going on a picnic, fell into a river, all aboard died.

Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks!!!

When asked whether did he miss his wife so much? ... He replied miserably: No. My wife missed the bus!!!

😜😝😋😛⛄😊

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting.
He told the men to stand in two queues...
those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in the second queue...

God said: "So you control your wife?"

Man: No! My wife told me to stand here"

😂😂😂... 😂😂😂

A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee to my cabin in 2 min ☕.

Boss shouted: Do u know whom u r talking to? 😡

Jr: No!

Boss: I'm the BOSS👺

Jr (in same tone): Do u know whom u r talking to?

Boss: No!

Jr: THANK GOD
(& disconnected)

 😃😃😃

KEEP LAUGHING!

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT!!
I KNEW IT!!"

A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?"

 She replied: "That  Chinese products don't last long!!"

Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂😂😃😃


A plane did an emergency landing on the water. The stewardess wanna let the passengers slide down to the lifeboats but the passengers refused.

The stewardess seek help from the captain The very knowledgeable captain said..

'You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE.
tell the British this is an HONOUR,
tell the French this is ROMANTIC,
tell the Germans this is the LAW.
tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and all shall be sorted out.'

The stewardess asked awkwardly,
'then how about the CHINESE?'

The captain laughed.

'Easy, just tell them it is FREE.'

The stewardess suddenly recalled.
'There are a few SINGAPOREANS!'
The captain patiently explained,
'You need not tell SINGAPOREANS anything, they will follow wherever there is a Queue.'




👍👍
Hilarious.
What is the Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
 Great Thought in Modified Version-

Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)😝

Last but not least..!
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...
Take Care.

Issued in Public interest!😃




THE GOLF BALL AND THE SAND WEDGE

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.  Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.
Then the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
littl e boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '£250'


A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have sand wedge.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '£750'

Man - 'Sold..'


A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy,
'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside
and have some short game practice. The boy says,
'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '£1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that crap with me again.
You're in my closet.


*Golden Words By A Wise Man*

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a *BACHELOR MAN*.  After marriage, you *can't even change a TV channel*"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. *YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING, STILL YOU AGREED*..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. *The poor King* can take only one step at a time...While the *Mighty Queen* can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But *5 missed calls from wife...surely dead*..."
 
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this...& to all ladies who can *LOL* after reading it

*For good laugh* ...

😂😂😂


Last night i started to drive Grab.  Pick up three drunk  passengers from a Pub.

I knew they were drunk so I started the engine n turned it off again.

Then said. "We have reached your destination".

The first guy gave me money.

The second guy said "Thank You".

The third guy slap me on my shoulder.

I was shocked thinking the third guy knew what i did.

So i asked "What was that for".

The third guy replied "Control your speed next time. You nearly kill us".





A plane did an emergency landing on the water. The stewardess wanna let the passengers slide down to the lifeboats but the passengers refused.

The stewardess seek help from the captain The very knowledgeable captain said..

'You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE.
tell the British this is an HONOUR,
tell the French this is ROMANTIC,
tell the Germans this is the LAW.
tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and all shall be sorted out.'

The stewardess asked awkwardly,
'then how about the CHINESE?'

The captain laughed.

'Easy, just tell them it is FREE.'

The stewardess suddenly recalled.
'There are a few SINGAPOREANS!'
The captain patiently explained,
'You need not tell SINGAPOREANS anything, they will follow wherever there is a Queue.'



*Golden Words By A Wise Man*

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a *BACHELOR MAN*.  After marriage, you *can't even change a TV channel*"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. *YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING, STILL YOU AGREED*..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. *The poor King* can take only one step at a time...While the *Mighty Queen* can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But *5 missed calls from wife...surely dead*..."
 
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this...& to all ladies who can *LOL* after reading it

*For good laugh* ...

😂😂😂




When Chinese Have English Names ...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator: you are talking to someone? Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this Urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has been involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got Injured and now Noel Wan (no one) has been sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look! If no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee (sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!! 😭😂👌👍👏


Happy to all!!!

A bus full of housewives  going on a picnic, fell into a river, all aboard died.

Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks!!!

When asked whether did he miss his wife so much? ... He replied miserably: No. My wife missed the bus!!!

😜😝😋😛⛄😊

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting.
He told the men to stand in two queues...
those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in the second queue...

God said: "So you control your wife?"

Man: No! My wife told me to stand here"

😂😂😂... 😂😂😂

A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee to my cabin in 2 min ☕.

Boss shouted: Do u know whom u r talking to? 😡

Jr: No!

Boss: I'm the BOSS👺

Jr (in same tone): Do u know whom u r talking to?

Boss: No!

Jr: THANK GOD
(& disconnected)

 😃😃😃

KEEP LAUGHING!

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT!!
I KNEW IT!!"

A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?"

 She replied: "That  Chinese products don't last long!!"

Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂😂😃😃



LTA wanted to buy new trains. They went to China to source thinking they should be cheaper there. They found one n ask the manufacturer, 'What would happen if
the trains are faulty?'

The manufacturer quietly pointed to the only sign in English that read,

'GUARANTEE NO SPOIL'.

Feeling assured, they bought the trains. Now the trains gv problem. LTA quickly returned to the manufacturer and asked for a refund or an exchange. When the manufacturer refused to give either, LTA pointed to the sign assuring a guarantee.

The manufacturer then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.




PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
 
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

😂😂😂






An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh... this is kerosene."

Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indians!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best joke ever👍



Here's a joke to cheer us up. Just for laugh ;)

A man walks into a  restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

Says the man, "Well, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

The first wish I asked was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

The waitress said "That's brilliant! Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live. How smart of you!''

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there" says the man proudly.

The waitress asks, "But, what's that ostrich all about?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers with a heavy heart, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who accompanies me wherever I go and agrees with everything I say".

MORAL OF THE STORY: Men's brains work brilliant until they start thinking about a woman!!






The love story of Kamlesh and Kavita.

Kamlesh and Kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kavita's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Kavita the news she said: 'Kavita, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Kavita replied (you'll love this) .
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry'

Head Nurse is still recovering!!!
😞😒






During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”

A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains the exalted businessman. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. Trump searches the room.

“Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally at the back of the room, a boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: “If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” exclaims Mr. Trump, “That’s absolutely right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”J



Yesterday I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors.
The towkay (boss) asked me if I want to buy paper iphone to burn for my ancestors.
I said they know how to use or not?
He said Steve Jobs already there can tech them to use.
I said ok loh.
He asked if I want to buy casing?
I also said ok.
Next he asked me if I wanted Bluetooth?
I said might as well loh.
What about charger?
I said need charger meh?
He said of course lah, after battery no power how?
So I bought the charger also.
Then I asked for his name card.
He said why you need my name card?
I said I burn for my ancestors. For warranty claim, they contact you directly




Peter & Nora on watsapp :
Peter : Hi dear.
Nora : ✋
Peter : how are you .??
Nora : 😊👍
Peter : missing me..?
Nora : 😜😉
Peter : I'm not feeling well...
Nora : 😱
Peter : How was your day..???
Nora : 👌
Peter : are you busy.??
Nora : ✔
Peter : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Nora: 💄💅
Peter : is there anyone near you..??
Nora : ❌
Peter : why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Nora :- 😥😡
Peter : I heard you failed in English ??
Nora: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away
Peter : hmmm lets go back to smileys pls 😳😳😳
Nora:- ok dear, God blast you.



A Corporate Story:

      Every day, a small 🐜 Ant arrives  at work very early and starts work immediately.
 
      🐜 She produces  a lot and she was happy.

     The Chief, 🐯 a Tiger, was surprised  to see that 🐜 the Ant was working without supervision.

    🐯  He thought if the 🐜 Ant can produce so  much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!

      So 🐯 he recruited a 🐝 Bee who had extensive experience as 👷 supervisor and who was  famous for 📝 writing  excellent reports.

     The 🐝 Bee’s first decision was to set up a  🔔 clocking in attendance system.
 
     🐝 He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he  recruited a 🐇Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored ☎ all phone calls.

      🐯 The Tiger was delighted with the 🐝 Bee's reports and asked him to produce 📊 graphs  to describe production rates and to analyse  📉 trends, so that he could use them for 📁 presentations at Board‘s meetings.

     So the 🐝 Bee had to buy a 💻 new computer and a  Laser printer and recruited a 🐈 Cat to manage the 🌐 IT department.

      The🐜 Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork  and meetings which used up most of her time…!

   🐯  The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the 🐜 Ant worked.

     The position was given to the 🐒 Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic 💺 chair for his office.
 
     The new person in charge, 🐒 the Monkey, also needed a 💻 computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a 📑 Work and 📃 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …

     The Department where the 🐜 Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore  and everybody has become upset...

     It was at that time that the 🐝 Bee convinced the boss, 🐯  the Tiger; of the absolute necessity  to start a climatic study of the environment .

      Having reviewed  the  charges  for running the 🐜 Ant’s department , the 🐯 Tiger  found out that  the Production   was much less than  before.

     So he recruited the 🐤 Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an  audit and  suggest solutions.

     🐤 The Owl spent three months  in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...
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       “ The Department is overstaffed ...”
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   Guess who the 🐯 Tiger fires first?
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                   .
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          Of course, 🐜 the Ant.........,




         "....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "

                  ***********
         "The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or  facts within the Corporation is pure coincidence only…"






Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules).




Just for laugh;

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway to Putrajaya.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Najib, Zahid, the IGP and AG, and they're asking for a $100 billion dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."


The Interview Start...

>> MP&HR Officer <<
........................................

HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!

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4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion.....

One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how
successful their sons became.

No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker & is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.

No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No 4. came back with a plate full of food & asked what the buzz is about.

They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became & asked her about her son.

She said her son is gay & he works in a Gay Bar.

The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful.

"Oh no !!" said the Lady, "He is doing good."

"Last week on his birthday he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from
3 of his boyfriends...!!! " .

All the 3 Ladies fainted ....

😁😁😁😝

( This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain.)